April 16, 1976
Being the type of people with an insight towards the future to acquire plots for your eternal rest. I feel at this time you must be ready to think about your interment. We now manufacture a new line of outer boxes, for people like yourselves. We call them the Two in One or the Togetherness Box. It can be made so that you can both lie side by side or one on top of each other. Whatever will be more comfortable.
So no there is no need for that old saying, "Till death do us part." We also can make them available in time payments, a sort of pay as you go box.
If you should choose to wait a little longer to prepare yourselves, we will also be manufacturing a box built for three. That will be for the ones who like to take a friend along. These boxes will be a great success for people as horny as you. So before you cast this letter aside, please write us for your price list.
Yours in Life,
Mr. Edmund Young
President
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